“Sarcasm is my superpower.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Smile More Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“I wish everything was as easy as getting fat.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Smile Daily Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Smile More Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.” WisePeopleSay Smiles Served Fresh Just Smile Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” WisePeopleSay Smiles Served Fresh Just Smile Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Just Smile Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“I followed my heart… and it led me to the fridge.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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