“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Good Vibes I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Chocolate understands Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks.” WisePeopleSay Where Fun Finds You Smile Daily I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird I do random gravity checks Chocolate understands Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Smile More I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird I do random gravity checks Chocolate understands Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.” WisePeopleSay Tickles for Your Timeline Just Smile I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird I do random gravity checks Chocolate understands Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“Running late is my cardio.” WisePeopleSay Where Fun Finds You Good Vibes Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Running late My bed and I are perfect for each other I’m not clumsy I do random gravity checks Chocolate understands Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m holding it.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Smile Daily My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Some days I amaze myself Running late My bed and I are perfect for each other I’m not clumsy I do random gravity checks Chocolate understands Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” WisePeopleSay Smiles Served Fresh Good Vibes I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm My bed is a magical place I wish everything If You Think Nothing Is Impossible My Wallet Is Like an Onion I’m Not Arguing You’re Not Pizza I’m on a seafood diet Sharing is Caring!
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“I whisper ‘What the heck?’ to myself at least 20 times a day.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Just Smile I’m not weird Sarcasm I whisper I wish everything If You Think Nothing Is Impossible My Wallet Is Like an Onion I’m Not Arguing You’re Not Pizza I’m on a seafood diet I’m not lazy Sharing is Caring!
“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Good Vibes Sarcasm I wish everything I’m not weird If You Think Nothing Is Impossible My Wallet Is Like an Onion I’m Not Arguing You’re Not Pizza I’m on a seafood diet I’m not lazy I followed my heart Sharing is Caring!
“Sarcasm is my superpower.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Smile More I wish everything Sarcasm If You Think Nothing Is Impossible My Wallet Is Like an Onion I’m Not Arguing You’re Not Pizza I’m on a seafood diet I’m not lazy I followed my heart Smile while you still have teeth Sharing is Caring!
