“I’m not procrastinating. I’m doing side quests.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Good Vibes Calories A clean house is a sign When life shuts a door I’m not procrastinating Be strong Never trust stairs Smile Of course I talk to myself Mondays are proof I’m multitasking Sharing is Caring!
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“Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Good Vibes I’m not procrastinating Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sharing is Caring!
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“I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks.” WisePeopleSay Where Fun Finds You Smile Daily I’m not procrastinating When life shuts a door Be strong Never trust stairs Smile Of course I talk to myself Mondays are proof I’m multitasking Brains are awesome I’m not short Sharing is Caring!
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“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Smile More Be strong Never trust stairs Smile Of course I talk to myself Mondays are proof I’m multitasking Brains are awesome I’m not short Don’t grow up If there’s a will Sharing is Caring!
“My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.” WisePeopleSay Tickles for Your Timeline Just Smile Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“Running late is my cardio.” WisePeopleSay Where Fun Finds You Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m holding it.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Smile Daily Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.” WisePeopleSay Smiles Served Fresh Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
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“I whisper ‘What the heck?’ to myself at least 20 times a day.” WisePeopleSay Scroll, Smile, Repeat Just Smile Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.” WisePeopleSay Giggles, Grins & Good Vibes Good Vibes Chocolate understands I do random gravity checks I’m not clumsy My bed and I are perfect for each other Running late Some days I amaze myself My bed is a magical place I whisper I’m not weird Sarcasm Sharing is Caring!
